Cast & Crew

The Detectives

Overview

The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.

Full Cast

Jeremy Sinden

Doctor

Don Henderson

Brother Ryan

Julie T. Wallace

W.P.C Sandy Taylor

Steve Speirs

Bruce

Anthony Jackson

First copper

Bryan Pringle

Fatha

Harold Innocent

Viking

Pat Roach

P.C. Drake

Kevork Malikyan

Josef Esterhazy

George Malpas

Bumpkin

David J. Nicholls

P.C. Terry

Stephen Marcus

Fat Reg

Mike Reid

Ronnie Richardson

Adam Godley

D.C. Dominic Boyle

Jamie Foreman

Billy

Jerry Hall

Jerry Palmer

John Dair

Masseur

Leon Herbert

Polish Joe

Nosher Powell

McKenna Employee 1

Ron Cook

Blind Billy

Andy Lucas

Greek Gangster

Roy Smiles

P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton

John Motson

Football Commentator (voice)

Robert Bathurst

Thomas

Anthony Stewart Head

Simon

Dicken Ashworth

Landlord

Colin Spaull

Train Guard

Gwen Taylor

Annie

Brenda Cowling

Bride's Grandmother

Amanda Mealing

Emily Ford

Lucy Davis

Young girl 1

Jason Griffiths

Edwards

Michael Simkins

Doctor

Francis Matthews

Duke of Connemara

Rupert Holliday-Evans

Skunk

Michael Godley

Club Steward

Stewart Harwood

Big Bloke

John Quentin

Brian Kent

Geoffrey Chater

Sutton Frobisher

Nigel Davenport

Sir Arthur Andrews

Eric Mason

Shorty

Herbert Lom

Van der Dyck

Peter Geeves

Chef

George Sewell

Superintendent Cottam

Philip Glenister

Uniformed Officer

Allison Dean

W.P.C.

Diane Keen

Mary

Ken Kitson

Farmer

Ralph Van Dijk

Dutch Sergeant

Eamonn Walker

D.I. Tyler

Tony Selby

Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson

Paul Bigley

Clown

Eddie Webber

Bank Robber

Derek Fowlds

Derek Alsopp

James E. Kerr

Russ Skinner

Angela Curran

Dinner Lady

Richard O'Brien

Dr. Phibes

Catherine Carter

Waitress

Tim Healy

Ronnie Goodall

Fiona Gillies

Jennie Richardson

Marcus Eyre

McKenna Employee 2

Robert Powell

Dave Briggs

Terence Alexander

Charlie Hungerford

Nick Brimble

Jan

Derek Martin

Groom's Father

Richard Syms

Janitor

Paul Kynman

Ruud

Brian Croucher

Harry Laws

Paul Williamson

Sir Lionel Case

Christopher Villiers

Dr Phipps

Joanne Good

Sister Watts

Raad Rawi

Sultan of Benaris

Eileen Way

Old Lady

Edward Highmore

Doctor

Lee Whitlock

Young Stablehand

Bill Oddie

Professor Rose

David Hatton

Hotspur

Stephen Churchett

Mr. Hawthorne

Nicholas Monu

Danny Hendry

Sion Tudor Owen

Terry

Alan Beckworth

Derek

Doug Fisher

Cabbie

Don Gallagher

Sergeant Williams

Ron Li-Paz

James Mitchell

Dave Atkins

Ronnie

Tim Stern

Charlie

Sarah Crowden

Head Teacher

Tat Whalley

T-Leaf

Toni Galacki

Second Boy

Arthur Whybrow

Old Man in flats

Richard Huw

Waiter

David Barber

Big Saxon / Barman

Jennifer Gibson

Young girl 2

Stephen Aintree

Walter

Paula Hamilton

Miss Red Button

Francesca Longrigg

Helen

Linda Regan

Barmaid

Jessica Fox

1st Schoolgirl

Anthony Hamblin

Young Super

Michael Troughton

Maquess of Tipperary

John Bardon

Billy

Louisa Rix

Mrs. Sharpe

Nick Maloney

Psychiatrist

Larry Martyn

Stable Hand

Shend

Tall Murderer

Tony Pritchard

Tony

Peter Jeffrey

Derek

Nicholas Colicos

Masseur

Rula Lenska

Duchess

John Warnaby

Vet

Alan David

Seargent

Frank Windsor

Chief Superintendent

Alan Bodenham

Big Bird

Anna Wing

Old Lady

Pamela Cundell

Granny-o-gram

Russell Hunter

Spanner

Jeremy Turner-Welch

Third copper

Jon Cartwright

The Earl of Lisson

Olivia Nash

Olivia

Larry Dann

Hawkeye

Dean Gatiss

Shop Assistant

Anthony Lewis

First Boy

Martin Beaumont

Antiques Customer

Leo Dolan

Frightened Man

James Ottaway

Old Gentleman

Rhashan Stone

Dr Monk

Gareth Hunt

Mr. Sharpe

Jessica Marshall-Gardiner

Tatiana

Nick Ball

Barman

Jimmy Tarbuck

McKenna

Tony Mathews

Commander Boyle

Holly De Jong

2nd Blind Date Woman

John Kirk

Groom

Gary Beadle

Uniformed Constable

Georgina Hale

Irene Mazola

Phil Atkinson

Egghead Evans

Anthony Valentine

Chaffeur

Malcolm McFee

Roberts

Jimmy Batten

Gangster

Daniel Flynn

Peter Burlington

Martin Sadler

Tom

Jack Burns

Bouncer

Christopher Ellison

Lomax

Ken Jones

King Harold

Eve Bland

Joanne

Peter Lovstrom

Haydn Hunter

Paul Chapman

William the Conqueror

Andy Parsons

Armed Officer

Noel Coleman

The Butler

Kate Rhodes James

Laws' Secretary

Angus Kennedy

Paramedic

John Nettles

Jim Bergerac

Adam Maxwell

Police Officer

Caroline O'Neill

Production Assistant

Michael Melia

Brian

Leslie Grantham

Danny Kane

Hugh Dennis

Seth

Jasper Carrott

Bob Louis

Norman Lumsden

Old Man

Michael Redfern

Copper

Ann Mitchell

Superintendent Simmons

Barry Cryer

Detective Simpson

Simon Slater

D.C. Quirke

Vernon Nurse

Hughie

Jason Hall

Policeman in Briefing

Chris Armstrong

Security Guard

Dean Harris

First Policeman

James Ellis

Customs Officer

Midge Taylor

Landlord

Chris Beaumont

Kenny

Nora Taylor

Ronnie's Woman

Andrew Lancel

Bryant

John Melainey

Restaurant Manager

Noel Edmonds

Himself

Tricia George

Blonde Woman

Walter van Dyk

Master Of Ceremonies

Cathy Sara

Camilla

Matthew Ashforde

Norman Lute Player

Jonty Stephens

D.C. Randall

Ruth Hudson

Jane

Candida Rundle

Chambermaid

Roland Oliver

Harry The Editor

Rupert Bates

Mr Smith

Glyn Grimstead

Lorry Driver

Lee Cornes

Doctor Pete

Rebecca Root

Vet

Jacey Sallés

Bride

Andrew Barclay

Jimmy

Sean Patterson

Police Officer

Leonard Trusty

Barry 'The Bull' Kincade

James Curran

Surgeon

Martyn Whitby

Gilroy

Lawrence Mullin

Building Society Manager

Nick Ball

Barman

Mark Steel

Pike

Max Digby

D.C. Hopkins

Roger Walker

Barman

Gary Mason

Spitting Boxer

Gary Delaney

Skipping Boxer

Gabe Cronnelly

Sparring Partner

Jeremy Fowlds

Young man 1

Darren Ruston

Guest At Table

Alex Knight

Scottish Gangster

Henry Naylor

Police Driver

Kemal Sylvester

Second Policeman

Gracy Goldman

Fiona

Pete Pastore

Briefing Sgt

Kristy Bruce

Olivia

Maya Woolfe

Secretary

Cal McCrystal

Flash Gordon

Stan Nelson

Rioter

Jamie Leyser

Young Ronnie

Ben Lobb

Copper 2

Amanda Richardson

Barmaid

Jo Grant

Sandy Hendrickse

Emily Cottam

Oliver Young

Uniformed Officer

Tania Levey

Nurse Smith

Julie Etchingham

Newsround Presenter

John Duval

Executive at Bank

Lyndam Gregory

Tony

Yvonne Edgell

Woman in flats

Laura Beckford

Receptionist

Stuart Fox

Plain Clothes Officer

Tony Jacklin

Himself

Clive Darby

Assistant Director

Roger James Sewell

Young man 2

Fairmang Singhateh

Copper 3

Geoff Lawson

'Bodger' Riley

Tony Soper

Badger Watch Commentator

Madeleine Newton

1st Blind Date Woman

Ben Lemel

Performance Artist

James Sinclair Wallace

Haydn Smailes

Eric Nordell

Defence Laywer

Chrissie Richards

Sarah Reid

David Vine

Skating Commentator

Samantha Golt

Waitress

Jonathan Deverell

Uniformed Officer

Christian Santos

Jet Ski Owner

Sarah Harris

2nd Schoolgirl

Tamzie Duarte-Agyeman

Claire

Suzi Pollock

Sarah

Faith Flint

Amanda

Richard Karlsson

Policeman at Court

Gwenan Edwards

TV Reporter

Claudette Barnard

Bride's Mother

Ken McKay

Photographer

Tony Sloman

Guest At Bar

Directing

Ed Bye

Directing | Director

Production

Nic Phillips

Production | Producer

Susie Parriss

Production | Casting

Writing

Mike Whitehill

Writing | Writer

Steve Knight

Writing | Writer

Art

Andy Hamilton

Art | Production Design

Costume & Make-Up

Rebecca Allen

Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design

Crew

Barry Noakes

Crew | Cinematography

Editing

Mark Sangster

Editing | Editor

Sound

Keith Strachan

Sound | Music

Matthew Strachan

Sound | Music

Nigel Davis

Sound | Sound Recordist

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